Mark Normand
Person
Mark Normand is an American stand-up comedian and podcaster. He is a frequent guest on 'The Joe Rogan Experience' podcast, notably appearing on the 'Protect Our Parks' episodes alongside other comedians.
What Mark Normand has said on podcasts
16 statements
The WNBA was profitable in the previous year.
“profitable year last year”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 8:07
England is strongly hostile toward immigrants.
“I'm not. It's rough. They hate immigrants so hard.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 1:10:36
UK landlords require three years of rental history to rent apartments.
“You can't rent an apartment unless you have 3 years of UK rental experience.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 1:11:06
Influencers raise coin prices before gradually selling their holdings.
“It raises up and they sell off little bits at a time.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 1:37:37
The United Kingdom controlled Palestine before Israel’s establishment.
“you controlled it before Israel.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 2:35:08
- on Parasitic infection acquired in BrazilNegativeAug 13, 2026· The Joe Rogan Experience: Protect Our Parks
A parasite acquired in Brazil caused Mark Normand’s diarrhea.
“I have had diarrhea for five months from a parasite I got in Brazil.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 2:37:02
Obsession is among the best movies ever made.
“Obsession was like one of the best movies of all time.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 3:23:06
The Saudi festival targeted right-wing comedians, who mostly declined participation.
“They went after the right wing comics, and the right wing comics are the only ones that go no.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 3:30:41
Cuban cigars are no longer the best cigars today.
“Nowadays, Cubans are not the best anymore.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:01:21
Chinese ownership reduced Cuban cigar ingredients and quality.
“China bought them out and they cut, they slashed ingredients and like quality.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:01:26
Some people in parts of Africa claimed sex with a virgin could cure AIDS.
“Psychos in parts of Africa where they were like, you can cure AIDS by a virgin.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:03:35
Insurers’ business model allegedly relies on denying claims until customers abandon them.
“their business model is like just say no and hopefully they go away.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:18:22
Basketball gambling is causing players to deliberately throw games.
“the gambling on basketball. Now players are just fully throwing games”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:23:55
Internet activity should be regulated because it harms people.
“Regulating that. It's so bad for people.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:26:11
Homelessness is exploding in every major city.
“every city, every big city, it explodes.”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:33:35
Los Angeles homelessness increased only 3% over the preceding two years.
“It's only a 3% increase over two years earlier”
Open the episode · #2539 - Protect Our Parks 17Listen at 4:36:13
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2 episodes featuring Mark Normand
The Bill Simmons Podcast
The Knicks’ title window meets an unpredictable East
The episode tests whether New York’s emerging contender can outlast a conference where health, contracts, depth, and aging stars could reorder the field.
Sep 22, 2026 · 2h 39m
The Joe Rogan Experience: Protect Our Parks
Joe Rogan and comedy allies debate sports history and wild road gigs
This episode offers a raw, behind-the-scenes look at the comedy industry, contrasting early road struggles with the realities of modern fame and viral culture.
Aug 13, 2026 · 4h 38m